Hello beautiful steemians, I have decided to join the #JustTruth, No Dare contest, I hope you get to enjoy my answers
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
When my data finishes unexpectedly and I have messages to reply.
What is the most weird thing you love?
White rice without stew.
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Lord!!!
The ass.
It has to be the Ass.
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Refresh my wallet and hope my sbd rises.
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?
Travel
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Ladies: 
Given the opportunity to say one word to 
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To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.
Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination
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