Hello, dear steemians.
It's yo boy junak a.k.a AbdSuq 😛, here's my entry into the contest, sparked by
#FunFare
#DrumRoll
THE NO DARE JUST TRUTH contest
Let's go!
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
A perfectly fried dodo (fried plantain), An all round evenly Brown dodo, brings goosebumps to my skin, and tears of joy to my eyes.
What is the most weird thing you love?
Burnt groundnut😂, there's just something about it, even I can't decipher
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
aargh!, get me a nerdy girl, with glasses of course😇
Who is your steemit crush?
**
There's something about her I can't figure, She seems to know all about cryptocurrencies. NERDY!
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
The day I almost flagged myself😢.
There I was, A curious newbie wondering what that 'little flags' meant😂😂😂
Thanks to 
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?
Seasoned and quality poetry
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Who would you choose as your ;
steemitfather;
steemitmother;
steemitdaughter;
steemitson;
Names of two followers who get low payouts
Names of two followers who get good payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to 
Dear sir, You're the real MVP.
If you enjoyed this, please kindly upvote,resteem and comment.
Thank you.
I hereby nominate 
Rules of the game.
Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination.