Oh really, finally am here. I missed the first contest caused I wasn't approved then. Can't miss this one for anything. So lets go there..
At what age did you have your first kiss?
5 or 6, can't even remember the exact age, but am sure I didn't wait till 7
What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
slap from my mum. Its like the thing was in abundance she just dish it out to me without extra effort. Well I learnt I was super stubborn
What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?
sachet water.. that's funny right? Yea it was. I was involved in a riot. Someone pump sand into my eyes and I became almost blind. She stopped by and bought me that water of life and wash my eyes. When I became whole again, I said I can't let this girl go, she's my Rebecca and am her Isaac. This is for you Emily.
Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?
with a short punk haircut, comb got no chance to compete against my wristwatch
Qualities of your ideal man or woman?
if she can cook like my mum, funny as my brother, stubborn as my sister, honest like my dad, and as nasty as I am, then we are good to go.
What would you do with one million naira.
half to my girlfriend, the other half to my side chick
Would you love to get married to a virgin?
If she has enough voting power as 
Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on steemit.
Ladies:
Guys: 3 virgin guys on Steemit? Forget it, you think this place is a kindergarten? You wont even see up to three in primary 5
Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
On my bed trying to read my Bible and make a prayer to God for his love to help me pass my exams cause I suck at sex education
What virtue do you think is your greatest?
ability to lie with a straight face. One day it will get me to the national defence intelligence, till then, lie on Bro
One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
how much truth we can learn from people's presume jokes
Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
honestly, I suck at book review. To give interpretation of a phrase is like you are speaking in Spanish
Thanks for this chance to let off some steam on Steemit.