Hello steemians, I am very excited about this participation in NO DARE, FAIR TRUTH contest for 
What's this nonsense that takes a tear from your eye?
Stay without wifi
What's the strangest thing you love most?
Sarcasm
A fun part of the opposite sex that you like?
Their snoring is very funny to me, but only a ratico hahaha!
Who are you in love with Steemit?
What's the craziest thing you've ever done in Steemit?
Calling mother-in-law to a steemit's mom I just follow.
Three steemian jobs for which you take your hat off in steemit?
With which Steemian would you like to see a movie with (perhaps in a darkroom... Lol)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit first when you are online?
Who would you like to be in Steemit?
My mom
What would you wish you could write in Steemit but can't?
My story... but maybe it would be boring for everyone
Which Steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you meet them?
What are the names of three beautiful, handsome boys you know in Steemit?
Who would you choose as your Steemitapadre, stepmother, stepdaughter and stepmother?
Father Steemit -
Two names of his followers who receive small but good payments
Names of those with good payouts
Given the opportunity to say a word to 
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