Hello steemians!
On a contest titled "no dare just truth" by
And here are the questions, my answers are in brackets
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
(When I feel like I am the only stupid person on earth.)
What is the weirdest thing you love
(Eating rice without stew then having to eat the stew later, after consuming the rice)
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
( 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ogboronbia )
Who is your steemit crush?
(That's my weak end, I don't crush on people, but we can just go for MISS BISCUIT BONE)
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
( Then I used the introduce yourself tag three times, three different day. Then my foolishness came with a hoodie)
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
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Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
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What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
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Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?
(🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩)
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
(A lot of them, My first action would be that foster smile. Deep down I have a motive.)
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
(For guys- 
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, (
steemitmother, (You, her, she) 😂😂😂
steemitdaughter (
and steemitson.(i don't want to list goats in here 😁)
Names of two followers who get low payouts
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Names of two followers who get high pay out
*Given the opportunity to say one word to 
(Bros, give me your private key)
Thank you
I nominate
To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.
Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest continues runs till the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination