- BROS BEFORE HOES- A 'HOE' IS DEFINED AS ANY WOMEN THAT IS NOT YOUR WIFE OR DIRECT FAMILY.
- BROS DO NOT SHARE DESSERT.
- A BRO IS HONOUR-BOUND TO AID HIS BROS WITH DIY AND MOVING HOUSE.
- A BRO SHALL NOT GAZE AT A NAKED BRO.
- A BRO IS ALWAYS ALLOWED TO DO SOMETHING STUPID AS LONG AS HIS BROS ARE DOING IT.
- A BRO WILL NOT SLEEP WITH ANOTHER BRO’S SISTER. HOWEVER, A BRO IS ALLOWED TO BE VOCAL ABOUT HER LEVEL OF ATTRACTIVENESS.
- EVEN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH A BRO NEVER PUNCHES ANOTHER BRO IN THE GROIN.
- A BRO WILL MAKE ANY AND ALL EFFORT TO PROVIDE HIS BRO WITH A CONDOM WHEN THEY SCORE.
- BROS START AT LEAST ONE FIRE A YEAR.
- IF A BRO ASKS ANOTHER BRO TO KEEP A SECRET HE SHALL TAKE THAT SECRET TO HIS GRAVE.
AND A BONUS
THE MUM OF A BRO IS ALWAYS OFF-LIMITS. AND I MEAN ALWAYS..