Not just any riots...
Nutella riots. According to the BBC:
“ Intermarché supermarkets offered a 70% discount on Nutella, bringing the price down from €4.50 (£3.90) to €1.40.
But police were called when people began fighting and pushing one another.
"They are like animals. A woman had her hair pulled, an elderly lady took a box on her head, another had a bloody hand," one customer told French media.“
https://twitter.com/kennylebon/status/956481551621066753
- kennylebon
This has been happening across the country... I like Nutella. I have two jars from Costco sitting in the pantry... well... one and a half as of today.
And now, seeing how depressing human behavior is making me feel, I might go finish the other half.
Sigh.