Much like the show Seinfeld, this topic is about nothing

Yes, you read that right. This topic is about nothing at all. I have nothing of substance to say and in this topic neither do you.

Rules

• Place a random comment in the comment section. It can be about anything, the more crazy / shocking and funny the better.

• This contest is about having fun and reading the other entries so don't forget to upvote the entries that you thought were the craziest / funniest.

• Upvote / Resteeming is not required but are appreciated and will help with paying and increasing the prizes

Prizes

This week I will be setting a Hive account@steem-bounty of 1 steem and I will be splashing around upvotes to random entries. The upvotes will be given out at random on day 6 / 7 of this post creation.

What is Hive account@steem-bounty

Hive account@steem-bounty is a reward placed on a topic that is distributed to the participants in the topic. 95% of the bounty is distributed according to the votes from the bounty creator. 5% or the rest of the bounty is determined by votes of everyone else that voted on the comments. This initiative was started by Hive account@knircky.