"SATAN'S HELPERS READ TO CHILDREN"
"There's a special place in hell for this mentally deranged Hairy Drag Queen Pedophile Freak Kindergarten Teacher who wants to touch all the children." (paraphrasing)

Riiight, so you removed the #transgender tag but that's still your headline and condensed copy. Did something happen here beyond drag queen story time? Show me on the doll where Satan touched you.

I'm sorry/not sorry that we know more now than when you grew up. I imagine all of us wish we could go back to the good ol' days in one way or another.

We can't though.

You have an oddly specific concept of icky gay sex ... but I digress.

There are two arguments here:

1. You believe there are only two genders, and anyone who believes otherwise is at least associated with pedophilia.
2. Opposition to your belief is both poisoning the minds of children and is done so deliberately to carry out an agenda more nefarious than a clown reading to kids at story time.

I'm going to kiss this woman right in front of your kids. Mwahahaha!