A 21-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested after he performed a "Satanic Ritual" on a passed out female in his house. Kyle Parker was charged with simple assault and harassment and held on $75,000 bond.
Parker allegedly cut a female friend's hand with a razor blade after a heated argument. The victim passed out due to the shock and was cut again several times in the leg. When the victim awoke she noticed the additional cuts on her leg and called a friend to take her home.
The next day when the victim returned, Kyle Parker told her "I sold your soul to the devil."
Hopefully this loon doesn't get out anytime soon!