The fed chair said of the new emblem, "This new refresh reflects our transparency and does well to communicate with the public of our purpose. We'll shortly put these new designs on our Apache helicopters that shall be used to rain down fresh M1 fiat dollar prints as part of our fight against the hyperinflation that was caused by the lack of money printing." Alan Greenspan declined to comment saying, "My eyes suck, don't you see these huge ass glasses?" Ben Bernanke commented, "Yeah, it's cool as fuck. Btw I told Yellen to do that helicopter shit."
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