"Would you like your lobster smoked? How about a little extra hash butter for dipping?"

Just when I thought headlines couldn't get any more ridiculous! I stumbled across a link that grabbed my attention among the many news and other websites I read on a daily basis. I instantly thought it was probably one of those ads cleverly disguised as a post that you typically see these days.

They allegedly want to get lobsters 'high' before killing them because it would be more humane.

At second glance it looked like it might have a smidge of credibility so I clicked through to the link. All I have to say about this nonsense is 'Wow, seriously wtf?' Guess I'll stick to catching and 'humanely' dispatching my own here in Florida before consumption...yum!

Example of nonsense # 1

Example of nonsense # 2

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