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Ocular shitting
Diarrhea
Hardening of the stool
Skin Discoloration
Eczema
Blindness in one eye
Burning of the inner thighs
Rectal prolapse
Hair growth from the Palms
Twisted bowel
Homicidal thoughts and actions
suicidal thoughts and actions
Depression
Slurred speech
Dizziness
Hallucinations
Dry mouth
Dry eyes
Dry anus and or rectal burning
Sphincter pulsation to the tune of The M.A.S.H Theme Song."suicide is painless"
Jandus of the skin and or eyes
Diminished appetite
Impotence
Manic fits of anger
Seizures
Spontaneous vaginal discharge
Swelling of the genitals
Rectal seepage
Internal bleeding
Hemophilia
Blurry vision
Insomnia
Narcolepsy, Syphilis, Herpes and AIDS
Ask your Doctor about Tum-X.
Because Life is too short to let a little thing like heartburn get you down!
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