Sources close to several TOP WITNESSES can confirm that HARD FORK 19 involved a ritual sacrifice of WHALES to bring about THE AGE OF ZANTHAR!
Gandalf the Gray AKA began the magic ritual by sitting on in the center of a circle they created in UPSTATE NEW YORK by rolling
around in the corn.
played a strong goovey bassline and the others watched on in HORROR as
drew unspeakable DICK PICS in the corn. At least that's all he did...
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While got in an orange jump suit,
(SUPER TOP WIZARD WITNESS) filmed him carefully making the sacrifice of fattest WHALE around -
. Chants can be heard of "HARI @NED HARI @DAN UPGRADE NED DAN NED UPGRADE SERVER".
After this explosion of GUTS, our observers were shocked to find ZANTHAR SUMMONED and ready to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Oh well, at least this EVIL SPIRIT OF COMMUNISM AND FAIRNESS is better than Bernie...
Steemians seem to be PERVERSELY PLEASED with the new age though as ZANTHAR lends them his power. But for how long? When will you tear yourselves apart?
When you need the truth with some tooth.
