I have noticed the deer that feast on my garden - and openly shit and fart all over it at their sole option - don't have any corks in their arses, pay no taxes, and, giving this a bit of thought, I realized these deer have a considerable advantage over me in IQ and reasoning ability. They don't pay rent, don't have to buy my produce that they just boldly steal, don't have any doctors in white coats dosing them with mRNAs or any of that rubbish. They just get to run around in fur coats naked as jaybirds without a care in the world.

I think I shall become transpecies to Odocoileus hemionus, so I can quit paying taxes to blood sucking tics of the poli variety.

Thanks!