NASA: "Guys, believe us, there's no child slaves on Mars, we swear..."

What timeline are we even living in!?

For those that hadn't already heard, NASA was forced to to publicly deny a conspiracy theory that they have been running a child slave colony on Mars after a former CIA operative made a comment on Info Wars.

Here's the article posted by the Daily Mail:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4654288/Nasa-denies-running-child-slave-colony-Mars.html

I enjoy a good conspiracy theory as much as anyone, but this is probably my new favourite.

What do you think? Are there child slaves on Mars? Is the world run by a race of reptilian shape shifters? I'm putting my money on no...