Old Steem is ancient news, New Steem is what's trendy now. But that doesn't mean we can't have a laugh at how we behaved when we were a one week old plankton at Old Steem, right?
There was a conversation in the 
I remember I didn't know anything about Voting or where the money came from, I didn't even know VP or SP was a thing, so I started to vote every dolphin I ran into and I easily gave away 300 full votes in one single day... And all because I wanted to catch their attention with my 0.001 vote and perhaps make them follow me or give me a vote back.
Can you imagine nowadays giving out 300 full votes in a couple of days?
Oh God, I was such a rookie. And we all were. Some of us have a lot of embarrassing stories and I'm pretty sure some of you weren't such rookies when they happened :P
So share them with us, let's laugh together at how OldSteem was and I'll pick a random embarrassing story and will send the Steemian 10 steem - only rule, it's gotta be funny :P
By the way, if anyone wants to create a #NewSteemTales thumbnail, I'll pay good money for it since I'm gonna be using it for this kind of recurrent posts :) hit me up here in the comments or discord!