Hey there hopefully you are ready for this. It's Kay on the keys as usual.
Nigeria as a whole is a hilarious comedy zone.
It is inhabited by people who have the most peculiar mannerisms and great sense of humour.
No matter the day or time whereby you drive or walk through the street, there is always something to make you amazed, thrilled or laugh.
Here in Nigeria, Lagos occasions, gatherings or weddings are the height of it all. Nigerians really love to party.
Let's take a normal Nigerian wedding as our case study here. I want to show you what constitutes to my earlier statement.
"there is always something to make you amazed, thrilled or laugh".
The kinds of people we have present in an event constitutes to it.
We Have The picture freak:
This is a set of people who will take picture from the beginning of the wedding to the end. Every blessed minute is for a selfie. If it’s not a selfie, then someone else is helping them out.
The likes of the busy body:
They have no chill. They are all over the place grooving for attention. They will stand up, go out & come back a hundred times. My people will say they want to blow. My dear desperate attention seekers.
The uninvited guests:
It is a very normal practice that only people with an IV CARD should be granted entry into a gathering. But, in Nigeria Yeba!! you will never seize to see someone that will always want to gatecrash a party. If you like ensure adequate security at the venue to curtail the excesses of uninvited guest. It's nothing to them anyhow anyhow they'll get in.
The souvenir hustlers gang:
Which occasion have you heard that a Nigerian went for and came back without souvenir be it peacefully or fightfully they can not go and come back empty handed they so much love souvenirs. To them it serves as a reminder that they were at the wedding. ## Certificate of Participation
The WWE fighters:
Which Nigerian party have you not heard that they fought for food, souvenir or drink.
They would fight anybody who tries to stop them from achieving their goal which is to drink & eat to their satisfaction and get souvenir. During the scuffle you'll be hearing their favourite phrase, do you know who I am? Do you know me? Do you know who my father is?
We also have the Just there for the food gang:
By the look on their faces you will know the foodie. Most of them will keep asking for more. They will eat and claim not to have eaten or they tell you that they are just coming. Some even come with their own getaway bags to pack food home.
The real party dancers:
These ones were born to dance infact dancing is their middle name.
The couple is marching in, they are there dancing.
>The couple is dancing, they are there to steal the show or dancebomb the whole dance.
Then after the wedding, they are still there dancing. Shuuu una no dey tire.
The Fashion PD/CIA/FBI/DHS/SS:
These ones hmmm, they are at the wedding to criticise what people are wearing oooo my dear. They will compare/contrast/analyse you from head to toe. Their job is to look for the faults in people’s clothes, colour of purse or hand bag, makeup and shoes.
The quiet observers #CCTV Cameras:
These ones will just sit there quietly and observe whatsoever is going on they cannot come and go and kill themselves. They are hardly ever noticed as they just remain in one place from the beginning of the ceremony to the end.
The out of place kind of people:
These people have no idea who the couple is. Their mission is just to look for anywhere there’s a party and when they find one, they settle in.
The third party friend:
They have no relationship with the host of the party but they have a good rapport with a ‘big shot’. At these parties, the third-party-friend flanks the well known individual like in expectation of being given the same VIP treatment. They can brag, overhype theirselves but if you run a secret op to check on them, they are simply opportunists. Infact nobody knows them
The praise singers:
Nigerians love being praised (OTEDOLA DEM GANG) and this is why you will often find these lot at parties. They can take 30mins just to explain the big shot that just came in you will hear something synonymous to "With me here today is Chief, Dr, Prof, Capt, MGT, HND, OND, Oil Money, Former Course rep, Former delegate, Weac certificate holder. Jesu, If you are not careful, you will spend all your money on them as they can compliment you to high-heavens. To keep your wallet safe, it is either you ignore them or offer them a token. Or else Na you know how you go Waka go home.
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