In someone's car earlier today, on our way to his house for me to do something for him, he called my attention to what he saw on the right side of the road when the traffic light stopped us.
I turned and saw the object of his attention which obviously had a higher value than keeping his eyes on the road.
The only thing capable of making men look away from the direction they are driving towards.
Big African sized behind.
So there is this girl we could only see her back cause they were in front of us and the traffic held our car from moving. She wasn't alone.
Someone had the audacity to put his hands on her hips and she tilted her hear towards his shoulder as they walked by giggling.
Even from the back, Mr man hips holder could be clearly seen to be an old man.
My friend blurted out:
"It's all these rich old men that won't let our girls look our own direction"
We both laughed.
My friend never took his eyes off her. He wanted to see the front side of the ass carrier so as to balance his fantasy. We both said many things about her while we waited for the light to turn green and watched as the couple walked towards a car park, obviously where their vehicle is parked. .
Light turned green and my friend peddled down hard.
He wasn't going to miss the opportunity to see what she has in front.
Before I could turn my head to join in the looking game, the car screeched to a sudden stop and I almost hit my head on the dashboard as I was thrown forward thanks to the seatbelt which held me back.
I turned towards him with anger to shout at him then I saw the horror in his eyes.
He was still starring in the direction of the couple.
Without asking I turned and looked.
The ass carrier we had both been admiring which made him to dash forward to see her front side was his kid sister.
Officially she was supposed to be in school. Unofficially she was right there with her sugar daddy.
I didn't know how to react so my friend won't get all dramatic so I kept quiet. Then he started to turn the car in the direction of the couple.
I wasn't going to have that at all. Not me and public drama. No fucking way.
I held his hand and told him that if he dared to do what he had in mind, he should forget what he wanted me to do for him.
That held him back because his money was at stake.
I told him to relax later he should settle with his sister but keep the sugar daddy out of it.
Dude didn't say a word. He simply turned and continued to our previous destination.
But all along I really wanted to tell him "Dude your kid sister is baddass" 😂😂