A newly married man arrived home from work looking downcast. His wife asked him, honey, what is the problem?
Husband: I have a problem.
Wife: You don't say I when you're married, you say we. You know we're one, we share our burdens.
Husband: Okay, we have a problem.
Wife: What is it, honey?
Husband: Our secretary in our office is pregnant for us!
Wife: You and who? Olori buruku (raining abusive on him) thunder fire you and her.