I love Nigeria despite all the crap it stands for and I have mentioned why a few times. For despite it all, you get to see one or two incidences that make you laugh and with the way things are, laughing might be one of those few things keeping us sane..semi sane.
Lagosians are mad. I mean, most of them are insanity fully clothed and all you need do is step on one's feet, hit one's car or say something relatively stupid to get the crazy person in them out.
I doubt there has been any of my outing since I got back that I haven't witness one or two displays. Even i would have been actively involved in one but for the people who held me back.....OK, maybe they weren't holding but i just really did not have the stomach for it that day.😒
Yet, one ridiculously common thing in the conflicts I have witnessed, is one party is always threatening the other by reaching for his phone.. Almost like saying..'this phone call is going to ruin your life!'. Really?
All that is usually cock and bull till you jam some real knows-big-people-in-big-places person😏. At this point, escape!
Amongst it all, there is a moral lesson: You can end a fight faster if you talk with confidence and produce a ring from no where😁. Scares the shii out of everybody
Good morning😘