I go school -------------> cultism
I nor go school -----------> Illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by land ----------> Robbers
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast
I go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I no go bank------> snake go swallow the money
I relax for outside -------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> No salary
Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola
I buy Garri - - - - - - - > Lassa fever
Mosquito bite me -------> Zika virus
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
I subscribe -----------> No Network
Go to farm........Fulani herdsmen
Make I go wash ball, I remembered is Chelsea vs Barca