Hey Steemerinos! My name is Adam, and I am a writer who would love to share with you a fictional, daily journal entry.
It's about a nurse who gets out of a bad breakup, trying to find a little meaning in his internalized world through the help of his psychiatrist.. WOW! HAve you EVER heard of such an intense story!!?? (Honestly, I can't sell this thing with that Hillary Clinton fake smile. You're just gunna have to treat it like a Bernie rally and trust in something you don't really understand, but know it's probably really great).
I'm gunna post one a day, or perhaps every few days. I can't guarantee you'll like it, and in fact, i'm sure there will only be a few people that will follow this through till the end (me being one of them). So for my fan out there, thanks for reading! I envision you to brag at a party one day in the near future, that you were the first person to be on top of this amazing talent's dick. You will be lauded as a suprahipster, because you were the first person to ACTUALLY find something cool, not to be cool, but ending up being the coolest. Strap on to the tip of my literary wee-wee and hold on tight because ur in for a bumpy ride!! (that was NOT an allusion to any venereal diseases, past, or present).