Ah Mr @Illuminatus.
May my Allah forgive you for what you're going to cause with this contest.
I like the idea though.

The thing is this, one of d hardest part about starting a new relationship is learning how to fart silently.

I hope you understand what I mean by that.

You and the girl are already in the relationship, but just meeting for the first time, probably you got to know each other through media or something, because am a living victim of that.

The moment she/he appears, you'll give the cutest smile your face can carry, the sexiest bit in you begins to show face, extra touches will be given to every thing you do, am sure you understand me.

Talking of my sexual escapade
I mean, any sexual moment should be naughty, especially with youths between age 23 - 32

This i am about to tell you is not something I'll tell to any individual except a bosom friend, because its a thing that's really so funny.

There's this girl, I wouldn't like to mention her name, she might read this post, she's dark and slender, so so so cute, I bet you'll like her if you meet her.

She was a friend to my ex, my ex actually got pregnant for someone else so automatically it all ended.

I knew she liked me because of the way she spoke to me on phone during my time with my ex, they both attended same university (Unilag) My ex is like her school mother, they shared the same room.

After my ex got pregnant she collected my number and house address from her because my birthday was near.

She came to the house, we partied, and she asked if she could sleep over, I agreed, sneaked her to my room cos my dad is an Alhaji and he must not notice.

Then, I still drink, not so much though but nobody knew, she's a dancer, she drinks also.

I forgot to say this, while the party was on, dad and mom wasn't home, she danced like hell, and I noticed she caught me staring hungrily at her ass the way she grinded it upon a guy.

She winked at me, but I didn't gesture back, I was trying to be official like I use to be, though can be sometimes very Jovial.

She used my shower, came out naked not caring about my lustful stare cos we were both drunk.

She uttered naughty words like "your babe said you've got a hard and thick dick, and I don't believe that, you're looking to gentle to be a bad boy."

I told her "tall guys tend to be more longer and thicker", with a cracky seductive male voice, and she smiled.

I also don't sleep without a shower, so I stepped into the bathtub.

Oh God, I couldn't help getting my dick soft, her memory kept lingering in me.

I was trying not to think about her nudity, but I couldn't, her nipples was so hard, and am a very good sucker, I imagined how She'll moan if I lay my lips on them. God!!!

I manage to bend my dick into my boxer pant, came out and she was stack naked on bed with just her panties on, I pretended to be OK with that, climbed on the bed with her because she made me promise her I'll sleep beside her, she said she couldn't sleep alone.

I don't think I should hide anything here, you'll notice if am lying.

So I slept close to her, and rapped my hand around her flat tummy with her support, kept caressing it gently, didn't touch the breast neither did I come down, so she supported my hand up to her nipples already that was what I wanted but I needed guide.

I did as she wanted, squeeze it with care and so we began, she got mad and immediately climbed on me, whispered in my ear, "ever since she told me how hard you fuck, I felt I needed to feel you in me also, I got jealous, I enjoyed your seductive voice whenever I speak to you through her phone, I get wet when we make midnight calls with you"

Her voice created a sensual warmth on my ear, so I pushed her down, I've never been sucked, but I wanted to feel it, because my friends told me its more effective and pleasurable than sex.

I didn't beg her before she went down on me, I couldn't help it, I came in her mouth, I expected her to be vexed, but she smiled instead.

That's was my first suck experience, and it triggered me even more than I expected, I fucked her seven times, for hours we spent the whole night fucking, we both slept around three in the midnight, woke up around 5:20am and started again, she made me enjoy sex, gave me reasons to want to do it everyday with her.

On the motion My mom knocked, she was on me, we were both mad that we didn't notice the bed was squeaking really bad. I quickly pushed her to the bathroom, wore my boxer shot, and opened up for mama.

Already she noticed, she gave me that crazy eye, I was trying to deny but she pointed at the lady's bag.

"Meet me at the living room" she said.

I settled with her told her not to tell dad, still went back to the room and fucked this girl real bad in the bathroom, she's too seductive.

Up till now I can't tell my ex what happened between us but am sure she knows.

You wanna know what this lady told me when she got back to school?

She said "oh morahn you fuck like a god"

I did spank her real good. Trust me.

My naughty sexual escapade