I have a friend who joined Steemit last week. I've been trying to get her to join Steemit for 18 months and was just giving myself a pat on the back for finally succeeding.

She is also my massage therapist and was doing deep work on my neck.

Which was bad timing because she chose that moment to point out all Steemit's short comings.

Starting with: "the search engine doesn't work at all - it's the most fucked up search engine in the history of the internet"

Mmmm, I mumbled.

And then she started asking questions like "how can I go back to a persons early posts without having to scroll all the way down their timeline?"

"That..." I began (I was going to say that is another major pain in the arse) when she told me to shut up, and stop trying to talk, because it made me tense my neck.

To tell the truth I think any mention of scrolling makes me go tense.

Here on Steemit we have a site filled to the eyeballs with tech geeks, coders and geniuses, but every time someone comments on one of my posts I have to scroll down through all the comments to find it and answer it.

No wonder my neck is tense. Why is it that Steemit has so many basic functions that don't even work? Anyone would think the site was designed by some clueless muppet like me that just wants to do posts about freaky shit. WTF?

SPAM

And this brings me to spam. Yesterday I recieved a new low in spam comments.

Someone copied and pasted someone elses comment.

I'm told that popular authors get this regularly, but I'm not that popular and it was new to me.

I stared incredulously and tried not to tense my neck while I replied:

"Copy and paste somebody else's comment? - ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?"

https://steemit.com/life/@sift666/sometimes-i-surf-while-visiting-other-mind-dimensions

I've noticed that certain tags attract spam like flies to shit - the worst being "funny" because every person in Bangladesh is waiting to comment with a variation of "thanks for shearing, much funny post follow me dear"

Because I think flagging sucks balls, I don't flag them, but I'm now going to stop politely asking if they are retarded and start being rude to the fuckers...

Here is a video on you tube about sticking your face up a cow's arse and blowing to increase milk production. It's brilliant and I've watched it three times because I'm a pervert and I really like the farting noises.

From now on I'm going to advise spammers to watch this video and contemplate where spamming will take them...

WWW.SIFT.CO.NZ

A NEW LOW IN SPAMMING