Squirrel Spy, Captan and Amazing Nut Guard - here to save danutz
Hello hoomans,
I have cometo accept your rightful tribute of breadandsnacks. All yournutz are belong to the people.
Bow down to us from below our high places and hear our mighty rawr (sometimes you seem not to hear us).
Also, I have cometo findz the evil poopers that haz perptraded the highst of the centry.
Whatiz dis highst, you ask? Lemme tellyou.
For I haz safely burred many nutz. All were safe and hidden. I know I member where every lastone is. I have perfect memory.
Also, check amazing fluffy tail.
But...
When I go to get deeznutz, they are gone!
Inconseevble. Not where perfect memory says they should be. No wayz can this be.
So I suspect it is long time nemsis, the evil doggers. Dirty little woofers all chase and bork and then pee on house. Honestly, who pees on house? I don't think they are smartest. At least cat is smart, eventho they too lazy to catch amazingly fast people like me.
The Nutz Shall Be Ours!
The new dawn comes and we shall end the woofer's reign. No longer shall hoomans haveto be tied to the silly four-legged evils. I have seen these ropes that they use to drag you along with. You shall befree and there will be muchhappy. (Good reason to give us more nutz.)
I shall begin my investgashun with none other than the nefarious 
I COME FOR YOU LITTLE DOGGO, BE HECKIN' FRIGHTEN BEFORE ME!!!
Watch here for many stories of our victories and for sekrit intel on doggo movements.
Your fearless warrior,
Rezident Sneeky Squirrel and Captan Squirrel Army
