----update(1)---a taste of ISHEU——
I don’t think i have to tell my more hip friends, but if you haven’t heard- dSLR cameras are done! Over! Last year! No longer aligned with my aesthetic and hip ways! NEXT TREND PLEASE.
Please enjoy “Instant SuperStar Hipster Excellent Update”- Keeping you posted on all you need to in order to stay Hip, trendy and PC! This week we will discuss briefly how to take hipster pictures as well as some other pertinent information regarding the current rhetoric we all need to have memorized. To begin, let us talk about hipster photography! (the key is- film only!!) WORLD PEACE-INSTANT EXCELLENT PC HIPSTER DRIP-SWAQQ
So what if your dSLR camera cost a grand? money is just a conceptual construct (ironic that i’m saying this on a crypto platform).
-Throw that nice camera away! Get your lame ass down to your local Rite Aid/Dwayne Reade/etc. Next, find a disposable camera-ya’ can't go wrong with Kodak...actually, I don't even go Kodak brahh- obscure store brand cameras are my Hammer and Sickle-the tools of the trade.
Ya see, through obscure trends, we, Excellent Hipsters- can unite!!!
You see, I cherish my liberties- like the way i savor my Grande Kale-Mocha Chamomille & Ketamine Frappuccino. Every morning I stop by my favorite little Mom n’ Pop Coffee Shop, right after buying my Frappuccino from the Starbucks next door...I sit in that little shop for hours on my laptop, not actually working BUT- i digress...
BOTTOM LINE: Us Hipsters LOVE obscure shit Why else would we go out of or way- drive hours, and hours to buy vintage yet ultra hip clothing from various thrift shops!??? We live for obscurity when it comes to the aesthetics of a true hipster lifestyle. So much so, we’ll even ”find” the most obscure foods to eat and drink- and that is when you get creative!
....and to anyone with their two cents and passion for politics- (who knows maybe it's just me) but, If you think it's okay to eat meat you should receive the death penalty. Eggs or other animal products = life in prison, no parole. BUT HEY- that's just me...and my new Girlfriend who is also coincidently also Vegan. Anyway, It's been almost 3 weeks since I've gone veganand I think I'm gonna live forever!
(Here's an example of how to 1-up a fellow hipster!): ”Another wheatgrass smoothie?”...How about[insert rare fruit nobody's truly had, but they’ve all heard of it, like- ”DragonFruit”] ..smoothies? My buddy in Brooklyn visited this Glass-Blower friend of his up in Portland, then their mutual friend and DJ down in Boulder, CO hooke my buddy uppp so when he flew back & I picked him up from JFK- He hopped in the v and immediately busted out MAD DRAGON FRUIT!”
That's usually all it takes to totally fucking Out-trend the ”trendy one”- you CAN do this folks, as long as you do your homework and read these updates. *IF YOU ENJOYED THIS BUFFOONERY, i have a FULL HIPSTER-PHOTOGRAPHY TUTORIAL VIDEO along with the telling interview with an up-and-coming artist, and classic Hipster from Williamsburg, BROOKLYN. comment if y'all want the videos
