It's been a blast but all good things come to an end. I had to bow out at my job as a scare actor at Fiesta Texas Six Flags this past week. My double hip replacement is just giving me too much trouble running back and forth with my meat cleaver chasing people like a mad clown.
Here are 5 things I took away from the job.
- Turn and walk away from anyone with a beer mug full of beer sloshing in and out of the mug. You can get some sloppy customers who can become belligerent and even physical with a killer clown when alcohol is running through their veins.
- Don't flirt with any of the customers who try to flirt with you. This includes drunk women named Belinda with an anchor tattoo on the arm. You might just be in for an uppercut from hubbie or boyfriend
- Don't react negatively after being called by young teenagers the N word and then subsequently being addressed with the phrase "I can whip your sorrow clown a$$" . Just kindly excuse yourself from their presence and move on.
- Basically ,I have found that there are some genuine a-holes that exist in this World who have zero humility and think the World revolves around them.
- I have also found that there are some good, genuine folks in this World who enjoy a good scare and give you a pat on the back for a job well done.
Me and my Killer clown costume ( sorry it's upside down just a little clowning around but you get the picture lol)