At last, it's here. The second part of the OCD Roast. You know, that bunch of extravaganzas roaming Steemit, stalking unsuspecting authors and leaving steemy cryptic messages! Yeah, that's us already. Some might even think they just are about to being "Catfished" when in fact all we want is to make friends! We need friends as we don't have any of them in our real lives.
Also, we roam the Steemitverse in search for the hidden Gems. We are like that one season of Star Trek the studios decided not to make. We what a season would that have been!
And if you, by any chance haven't heard of @OCD or @Acidyo then your are either blind as a bat or you are a fresh newborn Steemian. In that case you are excused as long as you promise to either follow @OCD or one of the curators.
What we do
We look hours and hours a day to find the bestest undervalued content 20 pair of eyes can find. And we take our combined power to elevate that post from the depths of Steemit to give the post and the author a chance to prevail. We also hit you with our majestic upvoting power which will result in a whopping 10 cents raise of your post value. Who wouldn't want that?
We are incorruptable. Or at least we seem to be. However, we are humans too so if you are willing to pay us a bribe of let's say 100 SBD you somehow might end up on the list as a nominee. Throw in another 100 SBD and you'll be Nomination of the day for sure.
The mission
Our mission is to become rich as soon as possible. We try to keep it behind closed doors so you didn't got this from me. But on our secret OCD Discord Channel we contemplate how to dominate Steemit with the least effort and get maximum results. We are what they say, very tactical. We love to give you the idea that you count in any way other than giving us the attention we feel we deserve. I a way we are like the Roman empire, taking what we feel is ours and returning some bread and games to keep the crowd busy.
Let's continue with what you really were looking for in the first place, the ...
WHO TO FOLLOW
Check out these bunch of scruffy scallywags for the sake of Steemit. Stop thinking about yourselve already! We need some attention too!
Hive account@gmuxx The man with thousand jobs. If we miss him in the OCD channel all we have to do is hop over to PAL to find his ass over there pretending to be the man who just invented Steemit itself. Gives the minnows over there some sort of hope but forces them to pay 0,001 SBD of their hard earned cash. It's like a father eating half of his kid's icecream before helping him with is homework. And when the Minnowsupport trail hits you with the 500 trailers you'd be surprised to get 0.03 SBD as a reward at all. And finally all the upvote-bot abusers managed to break the bot that is meant to support minnows.
Hive account@guyfawkes4-20 Thinks it's cool and makes a difference being the anonymous anarchist archetype on a social network filled with Libertarians. I bet he wouldn't have guessed that we'd all figure out he is a major potsmoker since he uses the international potsmokers day as an extra addition to his name. 4-20 means you are busted Snoop! Got the role as a curator because he wrote a piece about why he wanted to be an OCD Curator. And we fell for that! At least his best post was about OCD, that's what counts no? He takes it very seriously tho as long as none of the other in the team lack the guts to tell him he is a bit overenthusiast. He is like the new honest cop joining the corrupt force. O the dreams we'll destroy.
Hive account@elteamgordo Mexican Food blogger. So if you are looking for everything you want to know about Tacos you are at the right account. Celebrating his independance from the US ever since Trump announced the "Wall". Steemit is his most successful Social Media adventure considering the fact that he has accounts on each and every social network that ever existed. His twitter account has yet to go mainstream and his facebook doesn't look very active since he discovered Steemit. Who can blame him.
Hive account@jeanpi1908 Of 307,755 people living in Karlsruhe, Germany, we get him. He is a Student Electrical Engineering because he thinks he will become the next Edison. Not knowing Nikola Tesla was the real master of Electrical Engineering. I checked his account and I have not found one post releated to Electrical Engineering other than one post containing jokes about Electrical Engineering. See, he thinks it's a joke too! Wish he would write something about Tesla (Not the Elon Musk one). What I did found was a post about him spending his OCD earned bribes in a wellness...
Hive account@jacobchamplain Seems to be story teller of some sorts. All I see is resteems. Is known for paying bribes to authors so they accept his nominations. Recently posted something about earning money being audience for tv-shows. Who watches TV anymore? I guess if you watch closely you may find him in the next "Ellen" or "Jerry" getting overly enthusiast finding a "gift" under his seat (Or was that Oprah only? can't remember as no-one on STeemit watches TV anymore!).
Hive account@clevercreator Calls herself "Clever" but uses her real name on a blockchain based social network. Who does that? It's like calling the IRS telling them they made a mistake by taxing you too low! She wants to see us enjoying life by spamming us tips about how to enjoy life. No thanks, I enjoy my life pretty much thank you. One of the last people to join Twitter and probably will be the last one to leave it. Why spend your time on Steemit an be rewarded for it when you can spend your time on twitter or elsewhere and not get any rewards. It's logical, isn't it?
Hive account@varunsangwan Mr. Dark on discord but basically he's the Indian guy every group needs. Is around since March 2017 and still uses the minnowsupport upvote bot. Sources tell me that he was the actual reason why the bot broke in the first place. His technical support was a bit "buggy". As an Indian guy he shares a Chinese story with us, don't know what to think about that. As if the Indians don't have stories themselves. At least he could tell us something more about the "Vimana". But nooooo, he keeps it a secret to all of Steemit. So selfish!
Hive account@kryptik If you yell Logo loud enough his head will pop up around the corner. He is like the logo man to go to. His bio states he is slightly overweight, depressed and has no friends. At least he is honest. He only forgot to mention "Living in my moms basement" but that's a small detail. We figured that out by now already. One of the early Steemians who "didn't" make it. That's probably because he's socially awkward. Probably started the "Yunk" tag just so he could post "Yunk" whatever that may mean. I bet it's a compostion of Spunk and Yes... You figure out what that means really.
Hive account@rahul.stan 18 y/o guy posting about protons, science and being on Steemit all day? He's yet to hit puberty as he has virgin written all over his bio. It's cute that he asks his followers what we think about change. He totally missed the whole "Change" thing by Obama the last 8 years. I will spare him from any more roasting as I don't want to put a dent in his yet to build self eSteem (See what I did there, yes I am good!)
Hive account@sarasate The only musician on Steemit not posting any of his music. I guess he figured himself that no-one is waiting for a musician without talent so he decided to spare us that part at least. I must say however that is a decent coder who built "insteem". Looks smooth to me. Unfortunately I think he and Hive account@kryptik live in the same basement. Like that dude from Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard. It's not Hollywood fiction, they really exist!
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PREVIOUS ENTRIES
The Steemit Marketplace
Steemit's future looks bright
Steeming Poetry
Just a normal day on Discord
Why you should upvote, follow and resteem
Top 10 people that have a lot to say on Steemit
10 ways to earn money on Steemit
The "Noob" Tools
The 10 newbie Commandments
Disclaimer: This roast is not to be taken serious! All these people are great individuals who deserve all the credit for what they do on Steemit. Together we try to be a great as we can be within OCD and we really spend hours and hours trying to find those hidden Gems.
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