Don't blame me...
"Ehh!" I said. You know that I'm welcome here. Yes that's right! I'm part of their stories. I'm weird and I fit right in. Yasss!
Soho is an alien that was lost in Critteria a week ago. He asked for help, with no luck. Every crittercrat he encountered got scared of him and ran away. He needed to find the exit 53 where the plasma Tele-transportation portal is located to return home.
No one knows where that is located. They never heard of such a thing before. Some sent him out West to area 51... Hum! I wonder why? Well anyway, he never got to go there and he didn't find the exit 53 either. So far he's still in Critteria and trying to get along with the residents. Maybe they'll give him a chance. His Crypto Powered SteemCraft can travel Critteria but can't take him home if he don't find the portal. At least he has a place to live while he's stuck here. I think its one of the coolest living quarters that we can dream of. Time will tell. In the mean time, he's enjoying the food and seems pretty happy to be the subject of conversation.
This is my entry to the contest by 
Crittercrats are part of our imagination world. Come join us and be part of it. Everybody is welcome! Namaste.