My submission for Open Mic Week 69. I hope you enjoy it!
Lyrics:
I love girls like you
The way you spit your words right out
And right...in my face
And leave me messed up on the ground
You are
Beautiful
You have qualities that shine-
OH WAIT. NO you don't.
Oh, Leigh
Please stay away from me!
Oh, Leigh
Please stay away from me!
Before I met you
I was lost
In a much more pleasant time
And then...I saw you
You were so ugly I turned blind
Your blonde
Aint natural
Your face a disfigured type round
Oh, Leigh
You're wonderful from thirty feet!
Oh, Leigh
Please stop trying to talk to me!
I've never met someone like you
Who I could say I hate their face
You've got nothing, to say
You matter not in every way
Oh, Leigh
(I'LL SUCK YA OFF FOR NINE PENCE)
Oh, Leigh
(PULL OUT YOUR GEAR)
Oh, Leigh
(I'VE GOT THE WIDEST TWAT IN KINNELLY'S COUNTY)
Oh, Leigh
You're perfect, perfect...
Leigh