Here's what people should sing instead of the Happy Birthday song.
Lyrics:
As of today, you’re one year older
And you should feel just a little bit older
you’re one year older, but not much wiser
You’re gonna die soon, I’m sure your eyes hurt
You’d throw a party, but no one likes you
and You’ll die alone, and your cats will eat you
oh it’s your birthday, so celebrate your birthday cuz you know tomorrow it wont be your birthday!
It’s a happy day it’s a happy day it’s a happy day so happy birthday
It’s a happy day it’s a happy day It’s a happy day so happy birthday you old piece of human excrement
