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Like all good religious music, this one comes with an adult content warning.
It's called "Drive By," and it was written by Glen Phillips.
Lyrics:
I was the driver for the drive-by of the neighbor's dog
Dad had always hated him and he said, "Come on, son
Get into the Vega now and I'll go get my shotgun"
It was a military holiday and kids were everywhere
I hid behind the steering wheel and tried to disappear
I tried to speak but couldn't, Dad was whistling and drinking beer
And I prayed, "Dear God, if you save this dog
I will never get high, I will never jack off
I will do all the things that I should but have not
I'll be a good boy from now on"
We turned around the corner soon and saw the neighbor's yard
Dad lit up a cigarette and rolled his window down
And grinning like an idiot he stuck his head and body out
And I prayed, "Dear God, if you save this dog
I will never get high, I will never jack off
I will do all the things that I should but have not
I'll be a good boy from now on"
Well, he popped in a shell, took aim with the gun
Then a flash and a bang and the dog it was gone
He jumped up and he ran away
Dad had shot right through his chain
Dad said, "Take me to the Dairy Freeze, I want to have a shake"
We sipped them on the benches there and stared out on the lake
And Dad has never said another word about that day
And I hope you're not disappointed, God
Cause I still get high and I still jack off
And you knew I was lying, but you still saved that dog
You're such a good God
Such a good, good God
I say "hallelujah!"
I'll be a good boy from now on.
I like this song not only because it's hilarious but because it's theologically sound. The protagonist's god isn't one of transactions and bargaining, even though he treats it that way. It's a forgiving god who not only saves the dog because it's the right thing to do but also forgives the protagonist for bargaining in bad faith. That's a god I can cope with.
You may know Glen Phillips as the lead singer of Toad the Wet Sprocket but he's also a great, and supremely nerdy, songwriter as a solo artist.