If you were unfortunate enough to miss my introductory post, it can be found here.
Having received enough questions to make a post, it is now time again for me to share my wisdom and wit with the community. If you asked a question, find your answer below.
asks;
"Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked, if peter piper picks another peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers can peter piper pick?"
Whilst I'm able to see into what you simpletons refer to as "the future," my gift of foresight is tied intrinsically to the realms of reality. It is not often I am able to begin a sentence with the words, "I cannot," but in this case, I cannot tell you how many pickled peppers that this fictional Peter Piper is able to pick. Not without more information, that is.
However, I can sense the profound discomfort this curiosity is inflicting upon your mind, body and soul. So, I shall give you an opportunity to find the answer that you seek. Provide me with the following pieces of information and I shall be able to answer your query accurately.
Is Peter Piper a human or some other species?
For all I know, Peter could be an earthworm. If this was the case, he shall be picking no peppers any time soon.
Does Peter Piper have fully functioning limbs and digits?
Perhaps Peter has suffered some sort of injury prior to his picking of peppers? This would impact the potential volume.
Does Peter have normal size hands, or ones like Donald Trump?
Should Peter suffer from creepy-tiny-hand syndrome such as Mr. Trump, that would certainly effect his ability to pick peppers.
Is Peter Piper easily distracted?
If a long haired brunette with a robust figure passed by Peter during his pepper-picking session, would he lose focus and go and start a conversation with her?
Has Peter ever been addicted to first-person-shooters?
If Peter has spent a lot of time playing video games, his manual dexterity will be far more efficient, increasing the volume of peppers he is able to pick.
Provide the information requested and I shall gift you with an precise answer in my next post.
asks;
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Well, that was an uncomfortable and somewhat painful question. I was still thinking about the long haired brunette with the robust figure, and so all I can say in response to this question is; ouch!
asks;
"What is the question with the answer: 42"
"What's the average IQ among the world's politicians?"
"How many lies per hour, on average, does a politician tell?"
"On a scale of 42-100, what is the average level of morality held by a politician?"
My favourite three. Are you in need of more? I have about another 29836463728643782643872643872648732.
asks;
"I know
can't or shouldn't give financial advice...But would you entertain us Please with what 3 crypto currency coins is soo "OraCool" ? Thanks!"
Worry not about the law, my friend. Govern yourself by your own principles, not those imposed upon you that may conflict with your own sense of morality. Also, the overwhelming majority of the world's governments have failed to recognise cryptocurrencies as "legal" currencies, and so, their financial "statutes" are not applicable in this regard.
My three favourites at the moment are;
Litecoin
Litecoin is currently teetering on the edge of the 75% activation threshold for the segregated witnesses soft-fork. By the time you read this, 75% will have been reached, and if it is able to maintain until completion, litecoin will have an edge over a number of altcoins and you may see a hefty spike in price. It is also worth noting the extremely large trade volume that Litecoin has seen in the past few weeks. approves of this coin for both investment and day-trading.
GOLEM
Whilst this is technically a digital asset, as opposed to a currency, the technology behind project Golem is profound, and for a long term investment, I can see great opportunity.
PIVX
PIVX is another to keep an eye on. It has yet to be added to the major exchanges, but has still held a place in the top 20 for some time now. The coin has the benefits of both great technology and an extremely active and passionate community. This coin will be one of the most dominant currencies in the cryptoscene in future, so for a long term investment, I would certainly approve.
asks;
"Do you hear ripples in Ripple? I could use some."
My friend, does it matter? Cryptocurrencies were invented as a potential means of escaping the tight grip that central banking has long held over society. So what you should really be asking yourself, is do you want to put your support into a coin that has been conceived with the intent of empowering and assisting those very same corrupt central banks? I would hope not. Boycott ripple would be 's humble advice to you.
asks;
"If you're so smart, tell us when STEEM is going to moon?"
My dear friend, be patient. First we build it. And then they come. Then the price goes insanely high and we organize another Steemfest and party like fucking millionaires, because many of us will be ;)
Give me more questions.
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