👿 This song was recorded at Record Two with my full band. I wrote it and sang it, but didn't produce it.
The day they were mixing it. I got to meet the band Sublime who were recording in the next studio over from ours. Bradley Nowell, the lead singer from that band looked completely strung out when I saw him and I was amazed he could even stand up let alone sing that day. Unfortunately, he died two weeks after I met him from a drug overdose.
This guy named Paul (I can't remember his last name) came into the studio to mix this track. He had just finished mixing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. He walks in with what looked like Darth Vader's luggage and transferred all the tracks we did on a 16-track to his digital recorder and we let him do whatever he wanted with the track.
This recording sounds a bit different than the live version we played, but it definitely got the crowd going whenever we played it.
It was one of the songs we played at the regional convention for NACA that got us our first tour.
You're The One I Wanna Do
Slapped a twenty-dollar bill on the bell hop
Hopped to the top of the master suite
Got a room with a view and it comes complete
With a boom-boom box that's loud and funky
It winds us up like a juiced up monkey
Sit at the bar and eat oysters and caviar
Like some kind of millionaire rockstar
I got a bucket and a bottle on ice
Don't even need to look at the price
Got a walk-in cellar with a full selection
I'll open one from my private collection
I love the sound when the bottle goes pop
Pour till you say when but I won't stop
If you get too drunk and start to feel woozy
Just take a dunk in the sunken jaccuzzi
How much you wanna bet if I turn on the jets
You're gonna get more than wet
You're the one I wanna; You're the one I wanna
You're the one I wanna do.
I'll fill your glass till the bubbles pour over
Chucking me luck like a four leaf clover
Sipping sips from your red hot lips
Just the sight of you makes my zipper slip.
Slipping sliding hands are gliding
Kisses heating up and getting more exciting
Got a rabbit jumping in my pants
That wants to do a little dance.
You're the one I wanna; You're the one I wanna
You're the one I wanna do.
Well Foxy Roxy had a way about her
Been munching lunching down on her clam chowder
Better blow on it, it's way too hot
Use a spoon to get every drop
She's a virtuoso on the dueling bed springs
She'll bounce and pounce you 'till it makes your head ring
Come on baby, give me your one two
'Cause you're the one I wanna do.
You're the one I wanna; You're the one I wanna
You're the one I wanna do.
But first from her purse came a pack of condoms
She said Don't you do a thing until you wrap one on him
You're gonna get a chance to jump my sex
but first you got to put on the latex
It was all wrapped up like a piece of sushi
Felt a little different when I slapped it on the coochie
Even though it had a skin-tight fit
Took a little while to get used to it.
You're the one I wanna; You're the one I wanna
You're the one I wanna do.