- You go out on a cringe fest with that cute girl from back in grade school that you're actually not that into, but believe you should go out with because "who else will like me?", and so you go out with her and smile the entire time, but inside you're screaming. You keep smiling, but tears start falling out of your eyes, because at this point your insides are crying of cringe, because it is actually not fun. It is a nightmare, and you cry yourself to sleep that night, still smiling while simultaneously crying. She texts you asking if you'd like to do it again tomorrow. You reply "yes". You feel nothing, because your soul just rotted away.
- You work out hard for years to make yourself look good, and now you look really good both physically and fashion-wise. Girls look at you now, and they like you, because you are hot, and they would fuck you, but there's that one girl that you like who lives in your neighbourhood, and there she is! Look! But wait, this is the one time you chose to go to the store despite the fact that you had pissed and shit your pants twice in one day, and that's what you have to work with in terms of attracting her. Oh, and you're wearing only a winter jacket in spring, you haven't showered in three days, stink like an Italian matador, and you're not wearing any underwear, so she can see the piss and shit from the outside of your pants.
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