Welcome to the 2nd Episode of the Night Diaries! The post were we all can relax and talk about our day, rant like an hysterical drama queen or make fun of everything! Me go first, right?!
Today was one of those days you just hate humanity! It was so freaking hot and humid and for some reason that makes me really angry. I had to go to the supermarket and eeeeh... big error! I rushed into the place cause daaaamn it was really hot outside and wanted some a/c but nope, the place had the air conditioner in low and I was sweating like a pig in oven the entire time. When I finally went to pay the machine went crazy on me and didn't wanted to scan the food. I was there fighting with the machine, sweating waterfall style, the line was huge, everyone looking at me covered in sweat and I got so angry!!! The store employee was there standing looking at me with terror face cause I was completely wet! Instead of kicking the crappy machine or do something she just looked at me disgust face. I looked at her with psycho face and she run towards me and fixed the machine! Acting like psycho goes perfectly well with sweat it seems! I left the place completely soaked and then I stand under the merciless sun trying to remember where the heck I left the car... I rushed into the store thinking the a/c was on and high... poor naive Luz!
A hebrew priest walked next to me and all I could think about was "how the hell he can wear that thing covering his entire body with this heat?! He wasn't even sweating and me with T-shirt and jeans looked like it rained over me! Do I started menopause? Nah, I still don't have that thing, why the hell I look like I came out of the shower?! Is my body thermostat broken or whaaaaaat?!" All those questions in 3 seconds... started walking straight cause that sun was cooking me and I finally saw my car. It was a good thing I parked it near the supermarket entrance! I throw the bags inside the car and turn the a/c on... I was pouring sweat everywhere... even in places I have never sweat before! Very uncomfortable if you ask me... I was like, "Oh wow, so sweating there is posible?!" I closed my eyes for a few seconds trying to relax and praying God the a/c cooled the car quickly and when I opened my eyes a guy was outside my car window looking at me very worried cause he thought I was dead.... Did I learned something today? Pffffr yeah! TO NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE WHEN ITS SO DAMNED HOT OUTSIDE!
Stop laughing already!! Now, tell me... How was your day?
Sources for the art I made for this post:
moon, hand, cloud, notebook
