Welcome to another episode of this diaries where you can shout all you want in the comments, blame the entire humanity for your problems or just laugh at how stupid life can be!
Me go first as always...
I live in a mountain zone and that means lots of animals are always around my house... especially lizards. You can see them in all colors and sizes and all of them wants to be inside my house! Now, I don't have any problems with them, they eat mosquitos and roaches but for some reason they always end up in my room... on top of my fan and that's not a good thing! Why? Just imagine a little lizard falling inside a moving fan... Yeah, not a pretty thing! So I'm always "hunting" them and taking them out of my house to put them in a safe place outside... and that is not an easy thing to do!
Those things are really quick! There I was, telling the white lizard I was gonna take it to a safer place. It looked at me like "hell no!" and the battle began! It made me run after it for 10 minutes, when I finally caught it... It jumped on me and run throughout my hair, "Ooooh no, you didn't! Don't your momma teach you a woman's hair is sacred?!" Then it got into my closet aka "twilight zone" and all ended up upside down! It stood un front of me like "come at me woman!" and I was getting pissed cause seriously, I just wanted to put him in a safe place but noooo that thing was making my life hell! I took a towel and finally catched him and run to the front yard to released him... I forgot I was in underwear... just wearing a tshirt and panties... and I was outside... in front of my house... at 7pm... showing my panties! I guy was driving and almost crashed his car into my neighbor's fence cause he was looking at me and the entire time I didn't even realized I was without pants outside in front of everyone... until that little bundle of hell lizard jumped again into me and run on my legs... that's when I saw no pants... and run inside my house... yeah... is a good thing I was wearing pretty undies. Next time I'll just leave the lizards to get chopped by the fan!
So now is your turn. Tell me, how was your day?
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Sources for the art I made for this post:
moon, hand, cloud, notebook
