Nothing says I love you to family like nice little gifts that make you smile.
Over the last few years, every time I visit family up north, I make sure stop and see my cousins in South Jersey and usually end up staying at @Blewitt and 's lovely house. They are awesome people and I always enjoy spending time there and always have a great time when I catch up with them
Now on to the main part of the story. Earlier this year I stayed over for a few days. ( their son ) pointed out he rearranged the kitchen decoration from EAT to ATE. Why was this so funny?
has a little O.C.D. issue when it comes to her house decorations. So I played along and changed it after she found it a few times. This is where I got my life threatened 🤣
Then I visited them a couple months later. unfortunately I didn't get to see that much since she started her new job. Fortunately I was able to leave behind a nice gift for her.
In the end she found the three items,
And left me a nice message.
So maybe a few weeks later I get anice package in the mail.
Bradley and Alana are my niece and nephew, bella and mylo are the dogs ( living with my brother at the moment) and this struck me deep. It wasn't only the fact that glitter got FUCKING every where from just handling it for a few minutes. But it was the fake news that I knew would spread.
I knew I had to get her back. Just didn't know how. That is until about a month later I stumbled on a prank package mail on etsy. So I ordered the package with a signature required. Meaning once the mailman or woman delivers it, some one has to sign for it.
So fast forward to the day of delivery, I realize that I could take this further. So I call , he says hes off for the day but
is at work and won't be back till late. PERFECT! I advise him not to sign for anything that comes in the mail today and let them leave a notice. Now
has to go to the post office and pick this package up in person. This whole time I could not wait for her to pick this thing up.inwas like a child on the night before Christmas.
What was mailed, you may be asking? It was just a tube with a page of horrid ginger jokes. But it was what the advertisement on the cardboard tube that made this whole thing awesome.
Success! I get a text message saying "I hate you" then a phone call. She told me she didn't realize what it was when signing for it, then when she noticed what it said. She tried to explain to the crabby post office lady who never smiles what was going on, only to be told " I dont judge, I handle a lot of packages here" then started laughing. I could only imagine how red 's face was at that moment!
So that is the end of the current prank war we have going on. Hopefully there will not be any more updates :p