An Introduction to Virginia Choi
I'd love for you to meet the Lovely Virginia Choi, a mild mannered flight attendant to those who chose to avoid the obvious, but anyone else will very easily tell you otherwise.
You see, Virginia (bless her little cotton socks) has some serious issues adapting to society as a whole, and she could never quite find a place where she fit in, and as such, she made a habit of giving in to extremely strong booze, excessively weak men and pretty much any psychedelics hard enough to drown out the voices in her head.
There's more than meets the eye:
Virginia definitely falls into the crazy kind of fun category. You know the kind? The kind everyone wants to be around, until they are. The "wake up the next morning wondering what the difference between the side effects of Chloroform and roofies feels like" or "how this freshly stitched scar right above where my left kidney used to be happened" or "why am I chained up looking at laminated pictures pasted above my bed of me fucking a porcupine in antartica" Lets just leave it at that, shall we?
But who could blame her, after being the sole survivor of flights 287,382,532,658 and 942 of Wonder Schmacked adventure tours, I'll be the first to give her credit on her tenacious abilities to not only survive but overcome obstacles she has been faced with. Poor brave soul, enduring such an unfortunate series of events five times over the course of three years, wouldn't you say?
In the Beginning
It is not without reason though; as much in life, Virgina's state of existence, is a finely balanced product of both nature and nurture. And although I am no expert on matters regarding the birds and the bees - I can tell you this much, this is how that story of the princess kissing the frog really ended, you know, because when a mommy princess and a daddy frog really love each other, and touch each other in special places, then take turns tying each other up... you can see where this is going, right? Need I say more?
Not very uncommon in fairy tale endings either - just look at that skanky Mary hoe with the lamb;
But I digress
I hope that you can find it in your hearts to welcome Virginia into our blockchain family of Punks ;)
