Paragon Coin - Rapper "The Game" Is Kind Enough To Introduce You To The "Fyre Festival" Of ICOs While Paid Trolls Brigade Reddit

This is your 5 Eth....on drugs.

Whodathunk buying another Pot-themed coin would not prove to be the road to riches?

I can't tell which one of them looks more surprised they are being taken seriously.

We're going to try to have more fun with this one than usual, but let's not forget about this little nugget for later:

Usually, I have to bore you, dear reader, with an explanation of why the project is technically unsound, or has some other high-brow, adult sounding problem. Today we can almost go it Hive account@aggroed style and "meme the news" (a series of posts you should check out on his blog if you like your critical information visual and bite-sized).

I'll hit you with the bullet points and then a citation image below, because facts are laborious and boring, and you mostly want to know they are there without having to read them all yourself anyway, right? ahem

1. They are down-vote brigading any Reddit post negative to Paragon Coin.
2. The creators are sketchy, and shielding their identity behind spouses, PR hires, etc to distract from it.
3. They are sock-puppeting their own AMAs, asking themselves favorable questions with their own accounts.
4. They appear rather transparently after money rather than project vision.

I think we can safely guess at what the end result of the Paragon coin will be:

"Life Ain't A Game", playa, but he got you "Mesmerized" enough to pay him...see, cause those are Ja Rule songs and...forget it.

Probable budget "munchies" available to you after your investment returns:

Even Shaggy and Scooby would not approve.

If any of my readers are concerned I did not apply my normal level of due diligence, rest assured I spent an appropriate amount of time looking at their "white-paper one pager" and FAQ. In this case, I felt 7 minutes was generously appropriate.

Only 250 million tokens, you say? Tell me more.

1. Business has $0 revenue: check.
2. Business owns 0 locations: check.
3. Business has no operable technology: check.
4. Business valued own currency spendable nowhere at $250 million: check.
5. Business promotion by rappers reminiscent of Fyre Festival: check.

I think we're done here.

Note: Mention of Rapper "The Game" in the title is meant as humor, no actual attribution of wrongdoing is intended. In all non-legal-ese seriousness, I highly doubt he has anything to do with this project behind attaching his name and approving of the subject matter.

Sources: u/tokentrader, r/cryptocurrency, Google, CoinMarketCap, Paragon Coin, Reddit, r/ethtrader, promotionmusicnews.com, elitedaily.com

Copyright: Tennessee Ernie Ford