I'll be taking over for Hive account@doitvoluntarily today. SILENCE!

Hello sheep, this is @doitinvoluntarily here today, I'll be taking over the information war on steemit that Hive account@doitvoluntarily has been leading for quite some time. You may remember me as Hive account@clayboyn, I'm working to update my name after stealing Hive account@doitvoluntarily 's job today. Anyway sheep as you were, I take a different approach to information control and I plan to firmly shake all of you awake now. I'm not going to ask or try to encourage free thought like my predecessor, no, I'm actually here to wake you the fuck up by force. I'm tired of your insolence and I'm just going to tell you the facts of the situation.

Breaking news today exposes Donald Trump as the true Manchurian Candidate and the CIA is actually just a distraction to take eyes off Big Brother.

George Orwell, a time traveling informant from the future past handed me a manifesto of sorts he titled "1984" today. It would appear that Donald Trump is actually back from the future where he received insider information from an "almanac" that has allowed him to overtake the government through means of financial corruption. He now owns the birth rights to every United States citizen and is planning to sell all of you into slavery to China to pay off the amassing debt situation we have incurred. I'm not telling you this because you have any chance to change it, I just want you all to know exactly how it happened. Good Day.