In Switzerland you are not allowed to flush the toilet after 10pm. Its considered noise pollution.
Singapore banned gum and gum chewing since 1992.
Scotland (my hometown 50% at least) the country has an old law saying that if a stranger ask to use the toilet you HAVE to let them in.
In Samoa its a crime to forget your wife birthday (im a criminal then because i even forget my own birthday)
Sex toys of all types are banned in Reno, Navada.
Portugal outlawed peeing in the ocean. (The only thing is how do they check?)
Like to play animal dress up? Well not in Oklahoma. banned for any type of animal dress up.
In Milan you can't adjust your junk in public area, you will be fined for this and public masturbation is illegal (thats good) so men be warned.
Japan its illegal to be obese there is a maximum limit of your waistline for men and women.
Germany, for germans when you have a baby the baby's name must make the gender clear.
British Columbia its illegal to kill bigfoot. (the problem is does it exist?)
Australia Disrupting a wedding or a funeral is illegal. (forever hold your peace everyone)