This is Satire. Obviously. If you’re mad already, you’re probably staked.
Whazup PIMPs!
Just wanted to say how refreshing it is to finally find a token that truly believes in commitment.
I’m talking about forever staking.
You stake it.
It’s staked.
That’s it.
That’s the whole arc.
Honestly? Respect.
Why would anyone want an unstake button anyway?
That’s quitter tech.
That’s paper-hand UX.
Real diamond hands don’t need exits. What they really need is faith, vibes, and a missing button.
HIVE token holders out to take notes on this. They might learn a thing or two about real commitment.
Love the silver stack too.
Not the “redeemable” silver, but the conceptual silver.
The kind that exists somewhere undisclosed and held by someone, who promises they’d totally do the right thing if things ever went sideways.
That’s the best kind of backing. The kind that you feel in your heart.
Other projects say “diamond hands” in meaning that they won't sell when things go south, but here with pimp, it means you literally can't.
Freedom gets misunderstood a lot.
People think freedom means having options,choices and an exit always available.
That’s old freedom. Make way for modern freedom.
The freedom of knowing
you already chose correctly
and never have to choose again.
Where freedom isn’t about leaving, but about never wanting to. Though even if you wanted to, the system prevents you with a blessed faith reminding backhand slap.
Anyways, not financial advice.
Just celebrating innovation in the staking space.
Remember:
There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who make things happen
Those who watch things happen
And those still looking for the unstake button
Stay hustlin’ my PIMPs 😎