This morning I accidentally texted the wrong person "Take me daddy"
I realized almost immediately after I sent it... to my sister.
I couldn't believe it... She doesn't know my secret
I asked the people in steemit chat how can I fix this
Someone suggested to pretend I forgot the word "TO"
Fucking brilliant! This guy is a genius. And took his advice immediately.
The only problem...
I was in a hurry to send it before things get way out of had and I messed it up again...
It said "Typo sis **I want you TOO"
Thinking that didn't quite clarify the mistake I followed up with "Take me!!"
Soon it sunk in that I just made things worse... A lot worse.
I broke my phone and threw it in the river. I'll pretend it was stolen at a party.