Oh.. Oh great, a new doom thing...
With yet another STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER protagonist XD.. Great.. Thats what Doom Needs.
This has been a trend recently hasn't it.
They did it with Star Wars
They did it with Star Trek: Discovery
They done it with Ghostbusters
They've done it with Oceans Eleven
aaand they're gonna continue to do it with Doom I guess.. none of these changes have ever worked very well...
Doom... The series consistently about a one man army who is basically just too baddass to be killed by any level of demonic scum he might encounter.
The doom 2016 game did this really well, turning the silent protagonist into this legendary figure they call the doomslayer, that was so infamous within the realms of hell that he actually made demons so scared they tried to imprison and seal him away him in a sarcophagus but even that doesn't hold him and so the plot of the game is you've just woken up from that and proceed to murder death kill anything and everything in your path in a badass cyber suit.
The doom 2005 movie managed to do this relatively well at least in that one scene that was first person, at least they tried, at least they fucking tried.
They even got karl urban who went on to play Dredd in the best Dredd movie, so he could pull off Doomslayer pretty well.
Thats a fkin doom guy.
Sigh...
Enter Doom: Annihilation - An apt title cuz really feels like this film will annihilate the lil hope the fans had of ever getting a good Doom film.
Because now it seems we're getting a completely flat movie with yet another Strong Female Character who looks way too scrawny to do anything particularly cool looking in keeping with the Doom franchise.
Lol,^ Good luck with that.
Doomslayer would literally crush demon's heads into mulch but Nahh don't worry about that, we have a stern lil woman carrying what I assume is the BFG.. sigh.. You know the 'Big Fucking Gun'?
A big fucking gun for a big fucking person, not a tiny woman who will look comical trying to fire that thing.
Last guy who picked up this gun was The Rock.. Are you really gonna insult our intelligence now with this fkin Bullshit?
Its like giving Sarah Conner the fucking minigun.
Sorry ladies but this woman don't look like she got the upper body strength to be going around by herself for 87 hours killing demons with her bare hands and a big fucking gun.. Therefore, this doom movie aint gonna be a good doom movie.
Because Doomslayer silent protagonist who wrecked demon shit up to endless rock music and saved the day was really just a toxic masculine asshole who's racist towards demons or something Right? He had to be fixed Riiiight..? Sigh.
Its not like we coulda done something really cool and interesting with this movie, its not like we coulda made it all third and first person action crazy like Hardcore Henry in some cool new fancy camera filming experiment and be a love letter to the franchise, not like you coulda made it look and feel like 90s action shlock like the new game and really appease fans.
Yeah..yeah all that needed changing to a shitty bland flat looking movie following a basic bitch around didn't it I mean sure why not.
Probably only did this so that the guns she holds look bigger so they save on budget, lol, reminds me of those sketches from Little Britain XD
Doomguy is like basically a force of nature?
But doom gurl looks to be more a force of a gender. Sadface.
This is not the only problem with this movie but its the fact that off the back of this doom fans aint likely to get a colorful action packed inventive doomguy movie for at least another five years. We'll talk again closer to 2030.
Fuck guys.. Look at some of these comments from the trailer on you tube, a trailer that has 23,000+ dislikes.. lulz
Really gambled wrong on this one didn't ya.
You had 30 seconds to show something not terrible and in 30 seconds you managed to piss over 23,000 people right off.
Well done.
Here are Some of my favorite comments.
Lol
Haww
:)
XD
XDD
and so on
This I thought was especially apt
And thats why I'm rambling about this, we live in a world run by people so disconnected from reality they honestly don't care what they do to us, up to and including making really shitty movies that ruin people's long standing enjoyment of things.
This has happened with Star Wars and Star Trek, probably soon to happen with Marvel, it happened to Ghostbusters and old beloved Childrens movies. It happened to harry potter and lord of the rings. Its happened to Doom. Its gonna happen with alot more stuff.
Just STOP Making Absolute BULLSHIT for once!
Stuff is not getting better it is getting worse and you can see symptoms of it all over the world including entertainment.
Just Imagine for a second if you actually lived in a happy world where you got good things?
Nice things.. Like.. We all just had so much freedom and creativity that we'd already made like seven great doom movies and all other kinds of great stuff that really had soul and love put into them.. And it was normal...
Imagine THAT kinda world as opposed this one we live in now, where precious beloved stuff was NOT turned into recycled cold garbage churned out of a money making machine run by the wholly disconnected...
Magine thattt.
I'm just sayin'.... Doesn't gotta be like this.
It doesnt have to all feel like Doom :/
Ramble over.
Link to the 30 second trailer that pisses so many people including me off here if you dare