If you found out about the Philippines, you probably heard about our President.
In the past, when I tell people I meet that I am from the Philippines, they will usually say "Ohhh Manny Pacquiao".
Recently, it was all about President Duterte, "Does he do the killing?", "Is it safe in the Philippines?"
It was the same question I got when I met this new friend in Japan. She is thinking of going for a vacation, but kinda hesitant because of what she reads on the internet.
To make her help with the decision, I enumerated things why she shouldn't visit the Philippines.
1. Too Many Islands
The Philippines has 7,641 Islands. There's too much to explore. You will get tired of hiking to the most beautiful mountain you will ever see. And you don't have a choice but to do a boat hoping to visit the secluded beaches that have white sand and beautiful sunsets.
As much as you want to visit all the islands, you just don't have the time. Isn't that sad?
I don't want you to be sad, so don't visit the Philippines.
2. Everything is too cheap
Your $1 USD is equivalent to 50 pesos, and that could buy a meal or a piece of clothing at the night market. It is too cheap that you will go on shopping all night, and you end up going home with extra baggage. You will have a hard time trying to decide what color of dress would suit you, so you ended up getting all 5 colors.
I would hate to see you bringing all these stuff on both hands, so don't visit the Philippines.
3. Almost everyone can speak English
You will not get lost and have a hard time finding places to go to because you can ask anyone. That won't be exciting isn't? Like being able to be friends with everyone because you can converse pretty well.
You will get so many Facebook friend request right after because you've gained so many friends.
You would hate that Filipinos love social media that they pop into your chat box and send you a bunch of pictures they took with you.
You wouldn't want so many friends that would care for you, so don't visit the Philippines.
4. Food that is so tasty
Filipino food is known to have one of the tastiest in the World. They know how to work on the flavorings, and they aren't afraid to make you fat. Yeah, they will feed you until you can no longer breathe.
So don't visit the Philippines
5. Filipinos smile a lot
You will be out of place if you are the kind of person that is grumpy. It's either that, or you end up being infected by the happy virus.
By the time you go back to your country, your parents will find it weird that you aren't moody like you used to.
You wouldn't want your parents to worry about you, so don't visit the Philippines.
6. You don't want to leave
Once you fall in love with the Philippines, it will never go away. And it will break your heart into tiny pieces when you need to leave.
You will bring all the memories, and you will be sad to leave the friends you met.
It will be hard to go, it feels like leaving a piece of yourself.
So I told my friend not to visit the Philippines.
But she still did.
And now she is experiencing the separation anxiety and can't wait to go back.
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