Good afternoon/morning/night/whatever damn time it is.
I’m still working on this time management bit. I seem to have scheduled drinking time in the same time slot as my blogging time. So, as a result, drunken blogging.
I was thinking about some shit earlier to write about, but that flame has since burned out. So……..I’m hoping here in a little bit some inspiration is going to hit me, or that earlier idea is going to explode into life with the power of a fiery phoenix.
….and then I just got sidetracked making preparations for a collaborative project with 
Now what was I saying?…..Oh yeah, ducks. I ninja-ed up on some ducks the other day, and took some photos…….soooooo, we’re just going to talk about these ducks for a while.
Suspect Ducks
These ducks look like they are up to something……..Don’t they? Yeah, obviously, but what?
Oh I know what it is. I will be right back………
They are about to drop that new album
Now, I’m not up on my duckeology, but I would say these are some pretty ducky ducks. I definitely wouldn’t say they are any less duck than any other duck that is not less than another duck. So If you were in need of some advice you could probably acquire some wisdom from these ducks.
Duck Wisdom
Get Your Head Out
Just pull it right on out of there. You know it is stuffy up in there. Now take a breath of fresh air. Isn’t that nice? Well, stay out here in the atmosphere with us. Since you are out and about just take it all in don’t go long for that dark familiar place. Stay in the game and pay attention to what is happening around you. Awareness is a much nicer air to breathe than the confinement of being lost in your own shit. :)
Stop Ruffling Your Own Feathers
You are ruffling your own feathers. Just stop it. Why do we do this to ourselves? Some raw situation will have us all bent out of shape and what do we do? We boil over that shit without resolve. Then we spend the next however long replaying the situation and thinking about all the thousand different ways that it pisses us off.
So now we have effectively taken a situation that has already past into the rest of our day, and it is no longer the situation that has us all riled up, it is ourselves. This is an activity where we apparently decide to hold on to shittiest parts of our day. How about instead of focusing on the shit we focus on what we can do in this very moment to bring us closer to our goals.
Duck Off I’m Drunk
This MotherDucker started drinking too early. He looks like he is bowing before his opponent in…..Oh yeah, that reminds me, I read somewhere that the the tradition of bowing before someone is a symbol of trust because you are offering yourself for the potential of a fatal blow.
That is an interesting concept to me, or maybe I’m just drunk. Probably because I’m drunk. But really though, the idea of opening yourself up to be vulnerable as a way to beginning an interaction or relationship surely has some positive consequences.
Learn and important lesson from this drunk duck. You have to open yourself up to the potential of loss and the more you hold back on that the more you are holding back on the relationship. If you are not willing to make yourself vulnerable and open yourself up to a potential fatal strike then the relationship will continue to be a struggle.
Well that is pretty much it since I ran out of cool duck photos, but I feel like we made progress.
