Have a question only someone who believes in nothing can answer? An idealogy you'd like tested? Sick of thinking up your own arguments? Just Curious? Feeling Mischievous?
Ask a Nihilist!
Seriously.
Wait, what's the catch?
No catch! Absolutely free of charge.
There may be some side-effects of reading Nihilistic material including, but not limited, to:
Identity crisis, temporary or permanent ego-loss, a complete personality take-over by your Jungian Shadow, acting out unfiltered thoughts and impulses from the Id, misplaced apathy from incomplete acceptance of Nihilistic concepts, and no longer recognizing yourself when you look in the mirror.
Nihilism offers many unique things!
What's in it for you, then?
Pure fun of it. For the love of Nihilism.
Who is this, anyway? What makes you qualified for this?
As a General Nihilist she applies Nihilistic thought to any and all matters of the known Universe; her trade is possible because there is an external objective reality which humans experience similarily enough to blabber on about indefinitely. She posits that to acknowledge meaning, purpose and value-judgements as entirely subjective is the closest thing to universal truth.
Radioactivities has 20 years experience deconstructing beliefs of all varieties. She chose to begin specializing in Nihilism during high school when she began reading Nietszche, scribbling ‘there is no good and evil’ on public washroom stalls, and not listening to anybody else even when in her best interest.
In her spare time she enjoys a journey into Transcendental Nihilism; overcoming any purposefully cultivated or involuntarily ingrained socio-cultural beliefs by engaging in countless audacious, rebellious and morally repugnant activities. Over the years her Nihilistic practice has become all the more sophisticated via independent study of a plethora of topics she read for the hell of it.
If you’d like to see her Professional credentials, just look in the mirror while holding up your middle finger. On the other hand, if you’d like a topic deconstructed, anything at all, she abides just one mantra: “if she can, she will.”