It Was A Great Marvel That he Had Any Follower
It begins as they all (sometimes) do.
With a confession:
P.S: The voice is mine!
These past twenty years or so of my life have been filled with much struggle. I know a lot of my friend who would scoff at that statement. A lot of them have. I will tell you, however, like I told them, that I would let nobody denigrate my pain. Not even myself.
I have struggled. More than your average earthling, I'd imagine. Perhaps not as much as some I know--hearing other people's story sometimes helps put yours into perspective, something steemit has helped me to do a lot of--but I have struggled; physically, psychologically, financ... oh bulkshit!
Will you please be kind and pardon the melodramatic nonsense up there? Truth is I was looking for a rather awesome way to make my announcement and obviously whatever that is up there wasn't it. So how about I do it this way:
Guys and gals and bis and both, my loyal readers from every unholy corner of the earth, from now on, you should expect from me--strictly philosophy! yay!
Now I know you're all getting excited. I reckon some of you did some cartwheels before coming back to this paragraph. Well, I warn you now, hold your frigging horses.
By my philosophical posts you might get confused. You might get exasperated. And you will get bored! (And yes, I know those of you who have been reading my earlier stuffs are probably thinking, Meh, it can't possibly get any worse or more boring.) Let me assure you, it can! It will!
If you love yourself, unfollow, or ignore my posts. In fact I advise you stop reading right now! We all know philosophy is not the most entertaining of all subjects, but my philosophy, is--worse! (Which is because most of the times I have no idea what I'm saying myself.)
Imagine me then, inarticulate, confused, the worst of all pedagogues, writing posts on philosophy. Yes, it will be sad and grueling, and that is what you should expect!
Okay, maybe that was another melodrama. At least you know you can look forward to that. I know steemians--of all fish size apparently--love melodrama. And yes, I did think very hard before choosing to commit this steemit felo de se. Most of my earnings don't come from posts anyway. Plus I know I'd probably still have one sure audience in 
So there you have it. Go on and click that unfollow button. I more than forgive you! I congratulate you!